Opening Arguments Hall of Fame

We want to give out a special thanks to our top Patreon supporters who have given at the sponsor ($5) level and above:

  • Konrad Michels
  • I’ve had a shot every times the O’s give up a run and I’m dead now
  • Flippity skippity ribbity jibbity giggly wiggly YAY!
  • Dave, who is tired of fearing for the future of his gay marriage
  • hello i am organization 1 and definitely not wikileaks nope nope
  • Give Lydia a segment like Lucinda has on Scathing
  • I plead the 21stMitchell
  • Teresa  Gomez
  • Kiewa    Valley Exports for Australian red meat & craft beer
  • Law       Offices of Babip, Pecota, Vorp, and Eckstein
  • Adam    Steen
  • This       is the darkest timeline, time to grow goatee.
  • Pivotal  Solutions Consulting Dot Com
  • Jeff        Steele’s 2nd Chance PR Firm would or wouldn’t survive Yodel Mtn
  • The        Catholic Kavanaugh Conundrum
  • Milo      Meadsong – The Halfling Bard and SIU 3L
  • Brat       Packing Trumps Court with Sixteen Scandals
  • Two       Way Ratchet Salesman
  • Sam       Donow
  • Aaron   Golliver
  • 4            of 20, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 69
  • James   Koll, telephone sanitizer
  • Conor Curtis
  • Getting gay married at the Lukumi Leather Bar!
  • Keith  Davies
  • Welcome 2 the United States of Russia We vote for u so you Don’t have 2
  • Brian Upshaw’s Last Chance For-Profit Prison
  • Buttercup’s  Legal Services – actual legal advice from an actual cat
  • Kevin  Graham
  • Bigglesby  tangerine octopus margarine see you in 2 months god bless
  • Sorry  ill try to get back to changing my name again
  • Don’t  tell Mom the Constitution’s Dead.
  • Another2LiveCrewReference
  • Regan   Klein
  • Sol
  • Paula  Nancy Millstone Jennings
  • Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he’s right with God.
  • Fat man’s mandatory collared shirt
  • Legalize the Purge
  • Sunshine Enemas For Thomas!!
  • Starry    Starry Decisis
  • Malaika Chandler
  • Greg  Sullivan
  • Some   More of God’s Greatest Mistakes
  • Sammie
  • SoggyPants
  • Camp Quest is hiring! More info at CampQuest.org
  • Phillip Stromberg
  • Adopt a homeless pet and oppose declawing and ear docking!
  • Seasick Sarah
  • Aaron   Graddy
  • Danny   Baker @CombatNonsense
  • The        Wayward Willis Podcast
  • Ian_and_Ali
  • Jim        Grove
  • Cooking              Heath with Ramen!
  • Eli    bosnick
  • OA  is now Embrace the Legal Void
  • Cosmos Vigilante
  • Michael Rops
  • Jeremiah’s Fancy Microwave Emporium
  • I  dont practice santeria got no crystal ball the SCOTUS fd it all
  • But        Lady, I’m Flying a Spaceship!
  • Join       Your Labor Union. Yodel Mt POTUS Pardon Zipline Ride Coming Soon
  • Support Healingelementals.com and on Etsy – Happy Birthday Taylor!
  • A            string of unpronounceable characters
  • rob        schreck
  • Sakashite            Fukasumi obedience is cowardice not virtue
  • Getting Off Podcast
  • Poseidon  is Nine-Tenths of Maritime Law
  • I’m  French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent
  • Let  this radicalize you rather than lead you to despair
  • Tax  all foreigners living abroad!
  • Wordorigins.org, Your Source for Pre-Ally McBeal Words and Phrases
  • San Jose Sharks–Like Regular Sharks But Constantly Moving Backwards
  • Alexa, play Always Look on the Bright Side of Life by Monty Python
  • Atheistic             Snail
  • Just       sis Guy, you know
  • Matthew            Vernon
  • This       Week In News With Kevin And Benedict
  • OA         Facebook page makes me feel like I have friends

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