Opening Arguments Hall of Fame

We want to give out a special thanks to our top Patreon supporters who have given at the sponsor ($5) level and above:

  • Konrad Michels
  • Sam Buck
  • Alexandra Chalupa AKA Natasha Crunchwrap
  • Do you have Presbyopia and a mask. You may be entitled to condensation
  • None of my clients were innocent
  • No commute so behind on podcasts
  • Mitchell
  • Sam Donow
  • Sakashite Fukasumi
  • David in Brooklyn
  • Not enough judges overule objections with roundhouse kicks.
  • Hybrid systems, part civil law, part common law, part tribal law are better than any of those on their own
  • Jay Aldenwalt
  • Adam Costa
  • Stay at home. Stay the F at home. Thank you.
  • Therese Chan
  • John Bilderback
  • Republicans are Fascists
  • Drew C.
  • In Illinois we pronounce it Illinois
  • Dexter King Williams
  • Chris
  • This episode brought to you by the letter Q for Quarantine
  • The DC Circus of Appeals is a bask of alligators
  • Gay Frogs, Murder Hornets and KARAOKE!!
  • I want more briefs
  • Don’t Stand So Close to Me ’20
  • Giraffes are pretty cool
  • Eli bosnick
  • Dan Irizarry
  • Ian_and_Ali
  • Jeremiah’s Fancy Microwave Emporium
  • Heather L.
  • Don’t take legal advice from Laser Beam Monstrosity Atty at Law
  • Adopt a homeless pet and oppose declawing and ear docking!
  • Matthew Vernon
  • SoggyPants
  • Poot Quackentush
  • Malaika Chandler
  • Clownhorn it, I started drinking again
  • Rhonda 2020 because WTF not
  • The yodeler is preparing for a fiery reentry
  • Big Easy Blasphemy
  • Tulsa, come for the one third full arenas and stay for the COVID.
  • Liz Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks
  • Derek
  • Innocent-until-proven-guilty Hornets
  • Closing concessions
  • Amicus Boxer
  • Wordorigins.org, now with a new and spiffier look
  • Adam Schiff should read Boltons whole book into the congressional record and make it public domain.
  • Anonymous
  • Chad T
  • No
  • Check out the dicta on that mandamus
  • James Koll
  • Wait wrong list, those are the people that are suing us
  • Join Your Labor Union. Together we bargain. Alone we beg. Yes! a show on unions please.
  • High contrast photography is a shadow interest.
  • Milo Meadsong stands in solidarity with UW nurses and their union
  • Akatarawa Japan
  • The Wandering Gambler
  • Napoleon
  • Trambelus
  • Thomas Smith Is My Favorite Attorney, Andrew Is A Close Second
  • Pain Strumpet
  • Abseon
  • Erik Alsman
  • The Confederate monument that needs removal the most is Mitch McConnell
  • Me fail presidenting – That’s unpossible!
  • Superior may be going too far, but I’d like a show comparing civil law vs common law systems.
  • Seattle, home of Westland distillery, tons of corgis, and OA live shows
  • Andrea the Arbitrary & Capricious
  • Antifa Assistant to the Regional Manager for Southern Ohio
  • Welp That’s the End of the Republic – So Long and Thanks For All the Memes
  • Civil Politics Radio dot com (Fridays at 7pm EST on Valley Free Radio)
  • Steven Baltakatei Sandoval
  • Black lives matter now lets fix this clownhorn
  • Wash your hands, then vote for Joe Biden
  • Jeff Gehlbach
  • Diogenes the Cynic was right…..
  • J Cheever Loophole
  • jennifer krach
  • Volunteer for your candidate today and take back your gov’t!
  • Save the USPS! They are essential for small businesses!
  • 13thcenturysaxonygraveltrucklawyer
  • Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel
  • Umunhum Brewing
  • 1 million rounded to the nearest trump factor is 6200
  • DarthMandyPants
  • TulsaRallyTicketHolderAmandaHuginkiss
  • Nate Drex
  • Zart Sanchez gives great T-shirts, but really special people get gift baskets
  • Welcome to the Supreme Court where the rules are made up and the law doesn’t matter.
  • hotspear.com grants 6 impossible certs before breakfast
  • Terry Cannon
  • Jason Kopas
  • Okay, who had Supreme Court Mindworm Infestation for June
  • Stocking up on lung-injectable bleach.
  • Police overestimate the age of black boys accused of felonies by 4.5 years. Goff 2014
  • Emily Rainbow Spence
  • Thanks to OA I got my law GED
  • Polly Hernandez
  • Odin wants to defund the Paw Patrol
  • Chanting furiously to find a timeline where Thomas reads Anathem
  • There’s a goat. Why is there a goat
  • What did William Barr do when he got to Trumps Ball. He gagged.
  • Brad in Texas
  • Zerkl
  • Rob M
  • This hole is for pie!
  • Can we get cert to appeal all of Thomas’ incorrect T3BE answers
  • I’m not going to get plastered Rimmer, just nicely drunk
  • Lawfulcopter says Confederate monuments might be their heritage, but destroying the confederacy is my heritage.
  • Christopher Brown
  • Asylum is Legal! Save DACA! VOTE BLUE AND DUMP TRUMP!
  • Give to ModestNeeds.org Give to ModestNeeds.org
  • Jake Braun
  • Do you think there’s an even darker timeline where Trump is competent and has comically large hands
  • Kristen Daniel
  • The Venerable Richard Milhous Nixon
  • Ian Buckley
  • Save Hong Kong, disband HK Police
  • Murray Gregorson
  • You come at the king you best not miss – Conrad Michaels aka Omar Little
  • Make Steve King an author again
  • Went to Minneapolis George Floyd protest because I already lost one child to racist policy. Not again!!
  • 404 Patreon Name Not Found Error
  • This is a paid message from the Committee to get Lionel Hutz nominated to the US Court of Appeals
  • Ben Ghazi and the Buttery Males
  • This Patreon name is a lot more pressure than I was expecting.
  • Wear a mask, it’s polite.
  • The What’s It About podcast … a happy place for book reviews and author interviews
  • A string of impeachable characters, each more impeachable than the last.
  • Say it with me_Uh-Meek-Us
  • The Books That Burn Podcast – Reviewing fictional depictions of trauma since 2019
  • Center black trans sex workers
  • Dr. Chris of sharing the love during the COVID-19 ad-pocalypse
  • Friend of the court with benefits
  • more codenames livestreams
  • angrymacface
  • Fly Like A Hotdog Freedom Eagle
  • Samuel Bland
  • Hornbook Law is a primer (that’s pronounced ‘primmer,’ you ninny– it’s not paint!)
  • Andrew was moot
  • yollamttam
  • Newdan MyChill
  • Mike Hall
  • The apocalypse isn’t as fun as I expected
  • DynamiteResumes.com Rewriting Careers, Not Just Resumes
  • Thomas, npdessay.blogspot.com IS about beating Trump in 2020. Andrew, thanks for the shoutout, man!!
  • Cheeki Breeki
  • The Western States Pact is the world’s 4th-largest economy
  • My mom says Mongo doesn’t need KFC, he needs to cook another luau pig.
  • Geoffrey Stuart
  • Backtracks.fm
  • What the Federal Rules Podcast
  • Greg Krimer
  • Sassi Italy Tours
  • Bob Newhouse
  • William Drew Collins
  • Shut up and take my money
  • I’ll keep supporting until the ‘let me start over’ joke is funny, dammit
  • 0L Dominick – OA is my law school prep
  • Dan from Deerfield
  • Peter Wilson
  • Amicus Flinch